Hey Baby, What's your sign?
"Why yes, I am," said I.
"No wonder I feel tension between us. I don't get along with Sagittarians. Do you feel the tension?"
"Any tension that is there is something you've imagined, dear." Well, not until now, anyway... I do have little tolerance for those who create their own problematic reality and then seek others to fix it for them.
Another employee was asking if my birthday was coming up in the next couple of months. She's trying to guess my sign and doesn't want any hints. Blah.
But, it's spooky how exactly accurate this is:
"Your Mercury is in Sagittarius" [whatever that means. and my pluto is in the doghouse.]
"You possess vision and foresight, [another test says I'm very psychic - but I already know that] and your mind is often occupied with big ideas, plans, and goals for the future. You are interested in what is possible and what is on the horizon, rather than what has already been done. The study of philosophy, religion, politics, or education is of interest to you, [does all of the above count?] and you are more concerned with theories and concepts than with specific applications. You are not inclined to focus on any one practical, concrete area [thus accomplishing a whole lot of little things in my life - and probably never one really big thing. How do people stick to one thing anyway? I look at Olympians and other masters of their craft and think, but you never get to do anything else with your life. How boring]; you find it irksome to deal with details and particulars. You have a gambling instinct [I like games of chance, but never involve money] and enjoy speculative enterprises and new ventures. Business, advertising, and promotion would be good areas for you also. [Or my own idealistic non-profit. Better yet, motherhood, eventually.]"